I'd love to go to that Evanescence concert with you, but I don't think I'll be able to make it. No, I've got to stay home and cut some pizza. What? There's a way I can get all my pizza cutting done and still have time for the concert? Tell me more!
The Pizza Pro - from SkyMall.
Every new utensil is another cry for help.
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Now I can cut out that new Family Circus and that recipe for apple brown Betty while slicing pizza! Now I have more time to surf for internet porn!
That's just fucking wonderful, but where is my battery-operated battery installer?
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