That is a moment for the history books

Its all about the MPGs?

I still think he killed Biggie.

Sex, drugs, and Christian Rock?

Guitar Praise songlist includes:

12 Stones Broken
Bride Same Ol' Sinner
Caedmons Call There You Go
Casting Crowns Lifesong
Chris Tomlin Made to Worship
Darrell Evans So Good To Me
David Crowder Band Foreverandever Etc.
Day Of Fire Reap and Sow
dc Talk Jesus Freak
Family Force 5 Love Addict
Flyleaf Perfect
Hawk Nelson The Show
Hawk Nelson Friend Like That
Inhabited Rescue Me
Israel & New Breed All Around
James Clay Franklin Park
Jared Anderson Blind Man
Jennifer Knapp Undo Me
Jeremy Camp Tonight
Jessie Daniels What I Hear
Jonah33 Father's Song
Josh Bates Perfect Day
Kutless Beyond the Surface
Kutless Hearts of the Innocent
Lincoln Brewster Spin
Nate Sallie All About You
Nevertheless The Real
Newsboys Something Beautiful
Paul Baloche Rock of Ages
Paul Baloche All The Earth Will Sing Your Praises
Petra Backsliding Blues
Pillar When Tommorrow Comes
Red Breathe Into Me
Relient K I Need You
Seventh Day Slumber Awake
Skillet The Older I Get
Skillet Rebirthing
Skillet Savior
Spoken Wind In My Sails
Spoken Falling Further
Spur 58 Sleepwalkers
Stellar Kart Procrastinating
Superchick We Live
The Crucified The Pit
This Beautiful Republic Going Under
Thousand Foot Krutch The Flame in All of Us
Thousand Foot Krutch The Art of Breaking
tobyMac I'm For You
Todd Agnew This Fragile Breath
Warren Barfield My Heart Goes Out
Whitecross Who Will You Follow
Whitecross When The Walls Tumble Down

Flyleaf? WTF?
FUN FACT: Brad Allen was in the band Family Force 5. He is listed as a former member on their Wikipedia page.

Fucking delicious

Weng Weng

I love you my Weng Weng.

"What more do you want?"

How much for an extra topping or two?

This is the Double Roll Pizza, from Pizza Hut Japan. I don't know if this is some subtle laugh-at-American-fatties novelty there, or just something people like. Not speaking Japanese or getting a good explanation from the site I lifted this image from, here's what I think we have:
-Pigs in a blanket (and is that bacon underneath?) ringing half the pizza
-Some other rolled item (Cheese? Whale blubber? Both?) ringing the other half
-Pepperoni
-Corn
-Peas
-Miniature hamburger patties
-Peppers
-The Hope diamond
-A herd of grazing wildebeest
-Mushrooms
-Scads of cheap electronics
-Is that chopped peanuts on top of the pepperoni?
-Yuck

Oh you silly Japanese. Keep it up and and you'll be as fat as Americans in no time.

ETA: Life imitates joke. Sadly, life's pizza is more overburdened than even The Onion's.

Domino's Scientists Test Limits Of What Humans Will Eat

A song by Crispin Glover

One of the many reasons to not play soccer

I love the soccer player's "what the fuck?" expression at the end.

I was wondering about this the other day, too

Thank goodness m1a1mike stopped by to clear that up for us.

Rock me, Sexy Jesus

A clip from Hamlet 2:


It's actually spelled with two X's, but thanks anyway guys. My abs do in fact transcend space and time.

Apparently, there was some sort of youtube music video contest for this song as a promo for the movie, so if you search the tubez for "sexy jesus", you'll find more musical tributes to me than you can shake a crucifix at.

Redneck Dating

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President Bush at the Olympic Games

Ok, I think I'm actually coming around and just starting to like this guy again at this point. Funniest President Ever.

"...the city of... Atlanta?"

Ah, remember twelve years ago when the world's attention was on the "Dirty Dirty"? One thing to forget was the opening ceremonies. Nothing says class like silver plated Chevy trucks! I remember seeing this and being embarrassed to be from the ATL. The only way Beijing can top this effort is having a few thousand locals deliver the sesame chicken to the stadium while dry cleaning shirts. I guess we will see...

Oh by the way, Izzy had an SNES game.

New favorite tag

Why should the sense of smell get the genitals all to them selves? What about the sense of hearing?



I spend too much time on the internet, don't I?

Sprinkler energy harvesting conspiracy

Warning: take caution in watching this, man. This video may possibly BLOW YOUR FREAKING MINDHOLE!!!.



At last, someone has exposed the truth. We as a nation have got to ask ourselves what is going on. But first, as a nation, we would like to frolic in the spray a little bit and cool down a tad, because we as a nation are, frankly, getting sweaty and probably, yes, a little stinky. It's nearly 90 degrees outside and gawd is it humid.

My favorite line is probably this: "Not just around our sun and moon anymore... everywhere we look, the visible spectrum is RAINBOWS!". So, 20 years ago, before things got all crazy, you saw things as they should be: colors ringed the sun, moonbows circled the sky in the night, and the visible spectrum was made up of only black, fuchsia, and that orange that glows in blacklights. Let me tell you what the conspiracy you've been exposed to is called: sobriety. Now that the 70s brown acid has worn off, you'll start to notice that things don't behave like they used to. Welcome to the desert of the real, where rainbows appear commonly in refracting light from any source of water vapor and the visible spectrum runs from red to violet. Enjoy your stay. Plox to be adding moar vidz kthnx.

PS: Happy 200th Wig, 2008. Stay classy.

There's got to be a better way!

I'd love to go to that Evanescence concert with you, but I don't think I'll be able to make it. No, I've got to stay home and cut some pizza. What? There's a way I can get all my pizza cutting done and still have time for the concert? Tell me more!


The Pizza Pro - from SkyMall.

Every new utensil is another cry for help.

An extraordinary nutsnack

Unfortunately the version of this commercial airing on TV now just says "extraordinary snack." I guess they realized their nutsnack was hanging out.