This is for anyone who's tried to read Yahoo! Answers and hasn't lost enough IQ points to be able to read this bastion of intelligent discourse known as WigsByGs. I wish I could embed it, but it's specific to Something Awful:
How is Babby Formed?
Wednesday, April 30, 2008
Sunday, April 27, 2008
Saturday, April 26, 2008
Smell Yo Dick
This is funny until the matter-of-fact, unjoking way it plays out nags at you that it might, in fact, not be a joke (NSFW language):
It's come to this - election showdown on WWE
Hillary Clinton, Barack Obama, and John McCain are gonna lay the smack down on you, America!
I have to say, if I were only judging the race by this, McCain wins by a mile.
I have to say, if I were only judging the race by this, McCain wins by a mile.
Friday, April 25, 2008
LATE NIGHT WITH JIMMY FALLON?? NOOOOOO!!!
www.aintitcool.com
Fox News gossip Roger Friedman is reporting that it’s a “done deal”: Jimmy Fallon will take over Conan O’Brien’s “Late Night” timeslot next year.
NBC is expected to announce the plan around May 11, just as the “upfronts” – events at which the networks announce their fall schedules – get underway, adds the report.
Fallon, who has long been in a holding deal with NBC, has long been the frontrunner to replace O'Brien when the longtime “Late Night” host takes over “The Tonight Show” in 2009.
Too bad Jimmy Fallon has never before and never will be funny... I know Foo will wanna comment on this mess...
Fox News gossip Roger Friedman is reporting that it’s a “done deal”: Jimmy Fallon will take over Conan O’Brien’s “Late Night” timeslot next year.
NBC is expected to announce the plan around May 11, just as the “upfronts” – events at which the networks announce their fall schedules – get underway, adds the report.
Fallon, who has long been in a holding deal with NBC, has long been the frontrunner to replace O'Brien when the longtime “Late Night” host takes over “The Tonight Show” in 2009.
Too bad Jimmy Fallon has never before and never will be funny... I know Foo will wanna comment on this mess...
Thursday, April 24, 2008
Ur So Gay
Katy Perry
Ur So Gay
WTF? I guess she is talking about Emo guys... That kind of makes it funny, slightly funny. She is on the Van's Warped Tour this year which says a lot about Warped Tour these days... I think I'm going to have the chorus stuck in my head for days! Thanks marginally talented pop star!!!
Ur So Gay
WTF? I guess she is talking about Emo guys... That kind of makes it funny, slightly funny. She is on the Van's Warped Tour this year which says a lot about Warped Tour these days... I think I'm going to have the chorus stuck in my head for days! Thanks marginally talented pop star!!!
Tuesday, April 22, 2008
Luke takes dance lessons
As soon as this happened, I knew it was going straight to Wigs By G's:
Apparently he had a one minute recital this past Sunday. I hope someone took a video.
Apparently he had a one minute recital this past Sunday. I hope someone took a video.
Even more Soulja Boy in Japan
I missed my chance--thrice--to get a video of me or someone else performing Soulja Boy at karaoke (it was actually in the book), but i did catch these euphoric moments on video:
First, we sat down to eat at Cocoichi in Kyoto, a curry restaurant where a friend of mine used to work, and amid the Sting and J-pop, what should come blasting out of the tinny, ceiling-mounted speakers but the voice of our favorite horrible "rap artist":
Second, we extended our stay in Osaka by a day and met up with a friend from San Francisco who I used to go clubbing with all the time, back in the day. We went to "ItoI" and about 30 minutes before this video was taken, I said to Luke, I says, "I really hope they play Soulja Boy tonight":
The video turned out really dark, but it was the sound I was going for, anyway.
First, we sat down to eat at Cocoichi in Kyoto, a curry restaurant where a friend of mine used to work, and amid the Sting and J-pop, what should come blasting out of the tinny, ceiling-mounted speakers but the voice of our favorite horrible "rap artist":
Second, we extended our stay in Osaka by a day and met up with a friend from San Francisco who I used to go clubbing with all the time, back in the day. We went to "ItoI" and about 30 minutes before this video was taken, I said to Luke, I says, "I really hope they play Soulja Boy tonight":
The video turned out really dark, but it was the sound I was going for, anyway.
Sunday, April 20, 2008
Friday, April 18, 2008
The Troll 2 of Music
Komar & Melamid and Dave Soldier - The Most Unwanted Song
First off, this song is a masterpiece. Funniest. Thing. I've. Ever. Heard (no offense Alpesh). The story behind the song is that about 15 years ago these two Russian artists did some extensive polling on what types of things Americans found good and bad in music. They found that we liked some things (saxophones, lyrics about love), and that we hated some things (accordions, commercial jingles, political slogans), and they used all this data to make two songs that scientifically should be the best and worst songs ever. The Best Song Ever is, well, not the best song ever. But it's good enough that it's not really funny (even 10 years later) and it's really unremarkable. The really interesting part is the Worst Song Ever. People hate long songs, so it's 25 minutes. They hate polka and children singing and holiday songs, so it has all these at once. They hate abrupt changes, so it goes quickly from a children's choir singing about Yom Kippur to an operatic tenor rapping about Wittgenstein's philosophy over tubas. By the composers' calculations, if there is no preferential covariance--someone who dislikes bagpipes is as likely to hate elevator music as someone who despises the organ, for example--fewer than 200 individuals of the world's total population would enjoy this piece. (They also calculated that 82% of Americans would love the Best Song Ever.)
I really can't emphasize how much your life will be enriched by investing 21 minutes in this. Download it Now. I have the lyrics if you're really interested.
Oh, and do all your shopping at Wal-Mart. Promote individual interests -- George Stephanopoulous!
And speaking of music w/r/t scientific analysis, there's a posting here about how 2:42 seconds is proven to be the best length for a song. It's sofa king hilarious.
First off, this song is a masterpiece. Funniest. Thing. I've. Ever. Heard (no offense Alpesh). The story behind the song is that about 15 years ago these two Russian artists did some extensive polling on what types of things Americans found good and bad in music. They found that we liked some things (saxophones, lyrics about love), and that we hated some things (accordions, commercial jingles, political slogans), and they used all this data to make two songs that scientifically should be the best and worst songs ever. The Best Song Ever is, well, not the best song ever. But it's good enough that it's not really funny (even 10 years later) and it's really unremarkable. The really interesting part is the Worst Song Ever. People hate long songs, so it's 25 minutes. They hate polka and children singing and holiday songs, so it has all these at once. They hate abrupt changes, so it goes quickly from a children's choir singing about Yom Kippur to an operatic tenor rapping about Wittgenstein's philosophy over tubas. By the composers' calculations, if there is no preferential covariance--someone who dislikes bagpipes is as likely to hate elevator music as someone who despises the organ, for example--fewer than 200 individuals of the world's total population would enjoy this piece. (They also calculated that 82% of Americans would love the Best Song Ever.)
I really can't emphasize how much your life will be enriched by investing 21 minutes in this. Download it Now. I have the lyrics if you're really interested.
Oh, and do all your shopping at Wal-Mart. Promote individual interests -- George Stephanopoulous!
And speaking of music w/r/t scientific analysis, there's a posting here about how 2:42 seconds is proven to be the best length for a song. It's sofa king hilarious.
Maps of the Stars
Cartographic analysis reveals:
- Ludacris heavily favors the East Coast to the West, save for Seattle, San Francisco, Sacramento, and Las Vegas.
- Ludacris travels frequently along the Boswash corridor.
- There is a ‘ho belt‘ phenomenon nearly synonymous with the ‘Bible Belt’.
- Ludacris has hoes in the entire state of Maryland.
- Ludacris has a disproportionate ho-zone in rural Nebraska. He might favor white women as much as he does black women, or perhaps, girls who farm.
- Ludacris’s ideal ‘ho-highway’ would be I-95.
- Ludacris has hoes in the Midway and Wake Islands. Only scientists are allowed to inhabit the Midway Islands, and only military personnel may inhabit the Wake Islands. Draw your own conclusion.
Via.
Tuesday, April 15, 2008
¿Recuerde cuándo Hinkle consiguieron batido para arriba por Los Zapatos Locos?
Si, es verdad...
Ja ja ja
Ja ja ja
Monday, April 14, 2008
Apropos of nothing
You know those puzzles on the comics page where they show you two almost identical pictures and you have to find the differences. This is kinda like that, except you're trying to find out the most fucked up parts about the picture. I'll take the easy ones:
-soft focus
-his hand is practically jammed up her ass
-her freakishly thin arms
Sunday, April 13, 2008
Alpesh: Best Rapper Alive
Alpesh.
If you don't know him yet, you're about to feel like a jerk for being so out of the effing loop. Alpesh, a Business Analyst (BA) with "God gifted voice" is about to shatter your entire perspective on documentation-themed hip hop.
Rap's next juggernaut? You bet your use cases he is. Move over, 50 Cent, Jay-Z and Kanye... you're about to have a ham sandwich full of Alpesh served on you, with no napkin.
If this 3-track EP does not win Album of the Year at next year's Grammy's, I will personally chisel the entire mass of Stone Mountain into fine powder, and suffocate myself within it.
Without further ado, click here and experience the magic of Alpesh: What The Shit
(A FooQuality joint)
Saturday, April 12, 2008
Egg-zamine this bullshit Batman villain
Peer on Vincent Price as Egghead, the most ridiculous Batman villain in recent memory.
Soulja Boy Japanese version
Ryan and I thought for sure there would be karaoke videos of Japanese people doing this damn song. Turns out, there's also this.
Thursday, April 10, 2008
When Sulu jumped the shark
George Takei sings "On The Road Again" and ends some stupid CBS television program after one episode.
The Cross-dressing Chilean Dorf on Hillary
Yet another insane campaign video. For this one, there are no words...
Wednesday, April 9, 2008
Vance Vance Revolution...
This uniquely named game popped up on a page while I was listening to a DJ mix... What do you have to say about that "Sexxy Jesus"? I smell a lawsuit...
Friday, April 4, 2008
Cleaning out the pantry
I found this item among the remnants in the pantry. Look at the name of this laxative.
Thursday, April 3, 2008
Label cloud rainin' down labels on you
As an 'FYI' to all of the Wigmasters, the Label Cloud by G's has been ADJUSTED!
Now you'll only see labels visible on the Label Cloud by G's that have been used in three or more posts. Don't be alarmed by this game-changing paradigm shift, dear wiggers!!
"Great Scott!" - Dr. Emmett Brown
Go, "Nothing to Do with Michael Vick"!!! - Nasty Rasputin
Now you'll only see labels visible on the Label Cloud by G's that have been used in three or more posts. Don't be alarmed by this game-changing paradigm shift, dear wiggers!!
"Great Scott!" - Dr. Emmett Brown
Go, "Nothing to Do with Michael Vick"!!! - Nasty Rasputin
The Terminator, version 1.0
This thing is scary as hell and real. A robotic "big dog" that carries army payloads and is a generally nightmarish, Silent Hill-esque mechanical abomination... first pregnant men, now this...
After you watch that one, make sure to check out the 2.0 version:
After you watch that one, make sure to check out the 2.0 version:
I suppose they like to masterbate too
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Tuesday, April 1, 2008
Wax decoys in the stands
Scouring through photos of Opening Day at Turner Field, the seats seem to be packed. However, I think I found a ringer. The caption says this is a human child, although I can't confidently also rule out "Madame Tussaud figure." Are the seats filled with mannequins to keep the stadium looking full?
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