Friday, September 18, 2009

Imma let you finish, but Kanye had the best auto-tune

You know how auto-tune is supposed to take people who can't sing on pitch and make them sound decent? Well, what do you do if auto-tune can't even keep you on pitch? Is there some sort of auto-auto-tune? Meta-tune or something? Or maybe at that point you should just give up and let the Microsoft Office clippy handle your vocals.


I love how pretty much every picture in the video could be a workable submission on HotChicksWithDouchebags.

Monday, September 14, 2009

Friday, August 28, 2009

Saturday, August 22, 2009

Chia Obama


Props to Tsunami on finding this jem!

Naked passenger arrested on US Flight


Props to Allison for finding this one!

Thursday, August 6, 2009

Jermajesty Jackson

I didn't know until just now, but Jermaine Jackson has a son named "Jermajesty Jackson".

HA HA HA HA HA!

Tuesday, August 4, 2009

Bill Clinton 2012

Bill Clinton brought back the two imprisoned US journalists from North Korea, making George Bush look even more of a d-bag ex-prez.
Awwwkward.

The WTF Blanket (Snuggie Parody)

Ah, now we know what Michael Vick was up to in jail...

inventing this abomination to the canine species.

Thursday, July 30, 2009

Wednesday, July 29, 2009

Satan's Workbench

I have to credit my Dad for finding this odd gem. Due to the beyond creepy music, I am convinced this workbench is intended for use in human sacrifice, or maybe to make some kick-ass DVD shelves for your basement media room.



... and WTF?!?! Even after watching the entire 7 minute video I still have no flippin' clue as to how to make a workbench!

Bless her heart!

This gal makes Miss Teen South Carolina 2007 look like a member of Mensa.

Friday, July 17, 2009

Whip game proper

One of these things is not like the others...

Thursday, July 16, 2009

Michael Jackson + Soul Glow = hot dance moves

They released the behind the scenes footage from Michael Jackson's eventful Pepsi commercial from back in 1984... Gotta give credit to MJ, he kept on dancing until the stagehands put him out.


The finished product, minus ignition.


Back when Eddie Murphy was funny...

The Future is here.

Another funny video remix by DJ Steve Porter

Happy cartoons for kids only. Yay!

Wednesday, July 8, 2009

Bill O'Reilly tries to understand Super Mario Brothers



This is what would happen if he tried playing Battle Toads...

Friday, July 3, 2009

Crazy Christian Puppet Show




Props to Jordan for finding this frightening/ wonderful... thing.

BREAKING NEWS: Michael Jackson still dead.


Maybe its all an elaborate marketing ploy to do Thriller Part2?

Tuesday, June 23, 2009

Triumph the Insult Comic Dog at Bonnaroo

Here's me next to Triumph as he's roasting this kid who is indoors at Bonnaroo playing Xbox (just like I am, although my excuse was I was trying to be on TV at the time).






Wednesday, June 3, 2009

All I want for Christmas.



Bacon of the month Club. Brilliant...

Tuesday, June 2, 2009

"Where is McGinley?"


James Zabiela spinning at the Beatport Pool Party Winter Music Conference 2008 (peep 57 secs into it)

Wednesday, May 20, 2009

Pick up your jack and call

Quest gets urban:

The script for this commercial was totally written by the whitest person in the country.

And while we're on commercials, here's a remix of the best commercial ever:

There's also a JamWow by the same guy that's enjoyable too.

Saturday, May 16, 2009

Cam'ron - Cookies N Apple Juice

Do you understand the analogy?

The music video with really shitty sound quality...

Thursday, May 7, 2009

Bye bye, Bolton House



Alas, alas, come bid adieu to everyone's favorite overblown crack den at the end of this month, May 30. Join us in a revelrous, easy to quickly clean, stompin' good time as we have our last bash at the Sonz of Acworth Compound at Bolton and Hollywood Rds., ATL shawty.
Facebook Event

Wednesday, May 6, 2009

Friday, May 1, 2009

There had to be cocaine involved.

I recently learned that a music video existed for the song "Goonies R Good Enough" by Cyndi Lauper, from the Goonies soundtrack. Upon looking it up I was blindsided with giddy delight to discover that it is in fact 12 minutes long, playing the full song two times in a row. It features cameos by such names as Steven Spielberg and The Iron Sheik, along with probably half of the 1980's WWF. I had to share:

We will teabag an elected offical for only a $1!!!



I wouldn't mind tea bagging Johnny Isakson...

Tuesday, April 28, 2009

Is my wig too big?

I came to the great realization late last night that the G's could use a nice springtime CSS Stylesheet layout update. There's some nice new decorations, stylish wallpaper on the wall, and even an antique framed picture. I think I may have made the header a little too tall though. What do you wiggers think?

What's this? Yes, there's even a new Sharethis sharing widget added for every post. I love you too.

***UPDATE***
I have now updated the header to a size that I find to be more aesthetically pleasing.

Thursday, April 23, 2009

I believe in Rem Lazar's creepiness.

If you are not familiar with the "Rem-Job" get some knowledge:
Rem Lazar's Myspace
Wikipedia
IMDB








Props to Matthew Chaney for alerting me of this underground homo-erotic phenomenon...

Tuesday, April 14, 2009

A review of It's So Cold in the D


Hola, Wiggers. Here's something.

Friday, April 10, 2009

I'm going to take that video camera away from you and beat you with it.

Here's a typical video on the internet in 2009:

Tea bag Obama

God bless MSNBC for letting this bit run for 6 whole minutes.

Sunday, March 8, 2009

Sunny Day Double Feature

From possibly the worst show on TV:


And from the cinematic masterpiece Hard Ticket to Hawii:

So little about this scene makes sense to me. This movie is totally going in my NetFlix queue.

Saturday, February 28, 2009

Monday, February 23, 2009

Thursday, February 19, 2009

"This country ass town..."


Props to my friend Roy for finding this gem...

Wednesday, February 18, 2009

Fun fact about Georgia

Little known but true fact about Georgia at :17.

What would you expect when the tagline says "Nuts on Northwest"

Thursday, February 12, 2009

Wednesday, February 4, 2009

Sonz of Acworth - Lenny's Bar, Feb 17th. Doors at 9pm - FREE!



Sonz of Acworth. Just say the name in your head. It sounds a little bit like the cooing of springtime birds, doesn't it?

We are playing Lenny's Bar in Atlanta on February 17th. It's free. Other bands will be playing as well. That's a lot of entertainment value isn't it?

The doors open at 9:00pm, so for God's sake don't be there at 8:59pm or you might faceplant into a closed door. Ouchy!

Oh, and be sure to get every person you know and shake them hard and ask them to accompany you to this show. Doing so will help ensure that Sonz of Acworth can continue to perform quality shows for you in the metro Atlanta area for years to come.

Thank you for your patronage.

Tuesday, January 27, 2009

It's just not the same

Maybe the only pleasant moment



I'm still not convinced this isn't an impersonator. I especially appreciate the apt handshake at the end.

Monday, January 26, 2009

Sunday, January 18, 2009

Enter the SonZone

http://sonzone.ning.com
Join the Sonz of Acworth network. I see this as a consolidation point for jam discussions, party plans, coming events, etc. I've added the Wigs by G's RSS feed, and Ryan has discussed also including a Sonz wiki, updatable by members.

Sunday, January 11, 2009

Just get some Immodium



Can we cover this song?