They're from Ethiopia

Turn the volume up

замечательный участник

Come.

<3 Weezer

Numa Numa kid, chocolate rain, k-fed, peanut butter jelly time... the only thing missing is Chris Hansen.

You'd have to get a couple of ribs removed first

Flying Penis Disrupts Garry Kasparov Speech

An honest mistake

I've made this same mistake myself a few times, but it's usually the other way 'round.

Been Caught Stealing

Drag queen robs Burger King.



My favorite part is when the crime and safety expert proclaims, "he was being pretty."

Bill O'Reilly, take it away

What's 15% in bananas?

I can't understand this clip. For one, I don't speak Japanese. But more importantly, I don't get the surreal anthropomorphism.

But, in any event, it appears to be a monkey working at a bar.

"What the f*ck are you doing?!?"

Sue Simmons, local news anchor for WNBC in New York.

Bill O’Reilly will always be an asshole.

Bill O’Reilly back in the 90's when he hosted a shitty news show called "Inside Edition".

One Life to Lizzle fo Shizzzle

Come on, Snoop!!! How lame!!! First that dumb-ass E! show and now an appearance on freakin' One Life to Live. What's next--Dancing with the Stars?

Manties: panties made for men

"For those nights and days, when you want to be and feel a little special, naughty, and very sexy, these Manties™ are for you.
Once you have them on, it will be 'hard' to take them off.
They are made of nylon and have the extra room where
you need it, for the most comfortable fit there is. Once youtry a pair, you will wonder why you never tried them before.
Panties are for the gals
MANties™ are for the guys"

Manties.net

Crazy girl... you ride da marta bus

this is unreal.

Follow your nose

If you've been desperately scouring the internets looking for a site you can buy fashionable Kellog's brand clothing, well, search no more:


Cornelius Rooster reprazent

Now mind you, these aren't clothes meant to be worn in an ironic, yesteryear-throwback, hipster kind of way. These are hip-hop inspired, street-credible, earnest clothes, the appeal of which is entirely lost on me (I mean, short of a lucrative endorsement deal). The fact that people are willing to shell out $200 for a hoodie proclaiming their sub-cultural affiliation with a specific sugary breakfast cereal in an almost comically hyper-urban way, that this company has a myspace with freakin 5000 friends, that we've reached the point of PAYING companies to advertise for them; all of these things probably say something interesting and depressing about the descent of our culture (I mean, when I was a kid we weren't all trying to out-corporate each other with our clothes (and besides, we were poor when I was a kid and I probably could've only been able to afford the $10 Kroger brand Frootie O's hoodie (which is really just as nice and comes from the same factory I heard))). But really, the only thing that makes this worth posting is this picture, which provides a good excuse to use my favorite tag:


Don't play me like a fool, cause that ain't cool, So what you need to do is lemme follow my nose

Stinky kid wears Brett Favre jersey for over 4 years straight

A slow sports day for Yahoo...

The End...

Crippled kung fu never fails to please

Dramatic reading of Batman fan fiction

"How is babby formed" has got me on a kick. I have been perusing for other dramatic readings of broken or poor English. Please see sample of Batman: Nemesis Fight.

Alpesh hawks a Japanese snack

I hope this doesn't mean he's selling out.

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