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Friday, October 31, 2008
Thursday, October 30, 2008
Soiree Countdown... 1 day til' soiree!
$7 at the door, or FIVE BUCKS in advance with a ticket!
Alternatively, use paypal for your presale ticket online! (Click the "Buy Now" button on the event page)
BEER!!
MARGARITAS!!
HUNCH PUNCH!!
BANDS!!
DJs!!
FIRE DANCING!!
54-FOOT ALLIGATOR OBSTACLE COURSE!!
Alternatively, use paypal for your presale ticket online! (Click the "Buy Now" button on the event page)
BEER!!
MARGARITAS!!
HUNCH PUNCH!!
BANDS!!
DJs!!
FIRE DANCING!!
54-FOOT ALLIGATOR OBSTACLE COURSE!!
Wednesday, October 29, 2008
Soiree Countdown... 2 Days
10 years ago, we were sitting in the North Cobb High School lunchroom joking about writing a song about how much of an ass our chemistry teacher was.
This friday night, we unleash the best Halloween party in the ATL.
http://www.myspace.com/sonzevents
Monday, October 27, 2008
Monday, October 20, 2008
Sunday, October 19, 2008
Thursday, October 16, 2008
Wednesday, October 15, 2008
She needs a stepstool to see Russia from her house
La Pequena Sarah Palin:
Also, the NYTimes slandered me a bit today, in an article about racist voters:
That's actually a Ms Vance they're quoting, who although ignorant and racist-sounding actually works for the Obama campaign.
Also, phrasing anything as "I don't want to sound X but..." means that you are sounding exactly like X. As in, "I don't want to sound like a pedophile, but your little sister hasn't been hot since she turned 15".
Also, the NYTimes slandered me a bit today, in an article about racist voters:
“I don’t want to sound like I’m prejudiced,” Ms. Mendive said. “I’ve never been around a lot of black people before. I just worry that they’re nice to your face but then when they get around their own people you just have to worry about what they’re going to do to you.”
Vance responded: “One thing you have to remember is that Obama, he’s half white and he was raised by his white mother. So his views are more white than black really.”
That's actually a Ms Vance they're quoting, who although ignorant and racist-sounding actually works for the Obama campaign.
Also, phrasing anything as "I don't want to sound X but..." means that you are sounding exactly like X. As in, "I don't want to sound like a pedophile, but your little sister hasn't been hot since she turned 15".
Tuesday, October 14, 2008
Monday, October 13, 2008
Sunday, October 12, 2008
Quick! Pick the better one!
Mock-ups of the souvenir glow-in-the-dark beer steins for the Halloween party:
A
B
Pick your favorite! The answer has to go to the printer Monday morning.
A
B
Pick your favorite! The answer has to go to the printer Monday morning.
Friday, October 10, 2008
The reason Obama will Win
Because the only Republicans left are people like this angry fellow:
You can stop watching after 1:30 (or you can watch Sarah Palin Parking Lot part I and II for more goofy bitters). Doesn't he remind you of that "Wrestling is real to me, dammit" guy? Or basically any grandparent you've ever met?
All that's left in the Republican party is anger and fear. McCain has been running 100% negative ads for the past few weeks, and, seriously, these people give a standing ovation against socialism? What is this, 1952?
You can stop watching after 1:30 (or you can watch Sarah Palin Parking Lot part I and II for more goofy bitters). Doesn't he remind you of that "Wrestling is real to me, dammit" guy? Or basically any grandparent you've ever met?
All that's left in the Republican party is anger and fear. McCain has been running 100% negative ads for the past few weeks, and, seriously, these people give a standing ovation against socialism? What is this, 1952?
Pagan dance party
I search YouTube for "pagan dance party," and here it is! It's exactly like I pictured it.
Wednesday, October 8, 2008
Welcome to the Terrordoll
Fisher-Price dolls, now programmed by al-Qaeda. Burqa sold seperately.
Only on Fox.
Only on Fox.
Tuesday, October 7, 2008
My mother's e-mail to President Bush
From: Mary Jo McGinley
Subject: Insane Bailout
To: president@whitehouse.gov
Date: Wednesday, September 24, 2008, 2:32 PM
Stop this bailout !!!!
You are and have been selling us down the river.
Please try to gather any shred of decency you have left and stand up against this bailout of your friends and cronies.
Deregulation has done nothing but fleece the American people.
I have no doubt that history will record you as the worst president in history.
Mary Jo McGinley
The White House's automatic response
From: comments@whitehouse.gov
Subject:
To: Mary Jo McGinley
Date: Wednesday, September 24, 2008, 2:32 PM
On behalf of President Bush, thank you for your correspondence.
We appreciate hearing your views and welcome your suggestions.
Due to the large volume of e-mail received, the White House cannot respond to
every message.
Thank you again for taking the time to write.
Subject: Insane Bailout
To: president@whitehouse.gov
Date: Wednesday, September 24, 2008, 2:32 PM
Stop this bailout !!!!
You are and have been selling us down the river.
Please try to gather any shred of decency you have left and stand up against this bailout of your friends and cronies.
Deregulation has done nothing but fleece the American people.
I have no doubt that history will record you as the worst president in history.
Mary Jo McGinley
The White House's automatic response
From: comments@whitehouse.gov
Subject:
To: Mary Jo McGinley
Date: Wednesday, September 24, 2008, 2:32 PM
On behalf of President Bush, thank you for your correspondence.
We appreciate hearing your views and welcome your suggestions.
Due to the large volume of e-mail received, the White House cannot respond to
every message.
Thank you again for taking the time to write.
Monday, October 6, 2008
Sunday, October 5, 2008
Mark Wahlberg talks to animals
From SNL last night--one of the rare gems that makes the show still worth watching.
Friday, October 3, 2008
Wednesday, October 1, 2008
Marvel's Ultimate Stephen Colbert
Spider-Man & Stephen Colbert are set to team up in Amazing Spider-Man #573
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