Thursday, December 25, 2008

Monday, December 15, 2008

Reality becomes a little bit more like a David Lynch movie

Remember that guy, the unlicensed handyman from Ohio that called that one black guy a socialist? Sam "Joe the Plumber" Wurzelbacher? You know how usually it takes a few years before minor celebrities realize that their 15 minutes is gone and then say, Screw it, I'll do whatever job you want as long as your check clears? Well, it only took ole' Joe a month or so. Check out this sexxy DTV instructional video:


Bad acting, bad lighting, dirty goatee, dropping in on some random blond chick to "plug in the cable" - clearly he's prepping himself for his porn career.

Hooray for Santy Claus


I'll always love this asinine thing.

Sunday, December 14, 2008

Farewell kiss, you dog.

TERROR ALERT!!!!!!111. Raise the threat level to 10 or Blue or whatever the highest one is! The natives are attacking. With shoes!



After all the death and destruction Bush has brought to their country, this is the thanks he gets? Those ingrates.

ETA: Bring on the animated gifs.

Tuesday, December 9, 2008

Giant Gummy Bear ... on a Stick


"The stick makes the Giant Gummy Bear infinitely more awesome than its stickless counterpart." - Gummy Bear Expert

Vin Diesel, Dungeons & Dragons