EVOLUTION OF BRITNEY

Britney Spears on January 22nd...

What she will look like in 2 weeks...

How she will look in a month...

The final stage of her metamorphosis...

We want Santa!

The greatest stand-up act in existence

The man's name is Darrell Bluett. What kind of jive is that?

Word to your Mother...

Why would anyone in the world want to party with Vanilla Ice? I would!!! GO NINJA!

"WHY DONT YOU _____ THAT SOULJA BOY"

Once I rose above the noise and confusion

If all organ recitals were like this, i'd go all the time. I also like the inappropriately half-assed applause at the end.

MST3K Follow-Up: CINEMATIC TITANIC!!

You can view a clip and order it here!!!
If you don't remember what MST3K is, click here...

"Jenkum" or "Butthash"

Vance said "Butthash" should be our new trivia team name.

Yakov Butkov

I was reading one of my favorite linguistics blogs the other day--languagehat.com--and came upon this post about an obscure 19th century Russian writer with the unfortunate name of Yakov Butkov. I'll have to take Mr. Languagehat's word that Mr. Butkov was indeed a little-known mid-1800's writer and not a supporting character in an Adam Sandler movie.

Also, "Yakov Butkov" would be a good name for a character in the Big Chicken movie.

Here's a bad movie

Sonz - "Really Hard Exercise"

It's Todd Zilla!!!

God help me, I love local commercials!!!

99X Goes Off the Air.

Changes Hit Cumulus Cluster In Atlanta

January 11, 2008

Big changes are hitting the Cumulus cluster in Atlanta. FMQB has learned longtime WNNX (99X) legend Leslie Fram is out as PD/morning host, along with middayer Steve Craig and morning show member Jenners. Afternoon drive host Axel was still on air as of this posting.

With the changes, Cumulus will be moving WWWQ (Q100) to the 100,000 watt 99.7 frequency currently inhabited by 99X. Concurrently, Cumulus says 99X is “returning to its roots as a true alternative music source, and will continue to broadcast at 99X.com and on the HD-2 channel of 99.7 FM."

The timetable for some of these moves is as follows: For the week of 1/21, Q100's The Bert Show will simulcast on both 100.5 and 99.7. The 99X format will remain in place until after the Friday, January 25 simulcast of The Bert Show. At that point, 99X will be heard exclusively at 99X.com and on the 99.7 HD-2 channel.

In a letter to clients, Cumulus states, "99X.com will offer new experiences for the listener and new marketing opportunities for you as it explores the exciting possibilities of 'Visual Radio.' The benchmark events associated with 99X will carry on, including but not limited to Big Day Out, Mistletoe Jam, the Unplugged in the Park concert series, Live X, and they will continue to be marketed in such a way as to ensure the success for which they have become famous."

Look for a new format to debut on the 100.5 signal, though Cumulus is mum as to the exact details, stating to its clients, "As I’m sure you can appreciate, competitive considerations prevent us from sharing with you at this time the details of the new 100.5 station, but we will do so before the end of the month. However, we can assure you without reservation that it will be an extremely exciting announcement, something that will generate an extraordinary amount of listener attention, and we will guarantee it will deliver an audience from the outset at least equal in size to that which you been getting from 99X.

from www.fmqb.com

"T.O.-Cry Me a River."

Dallas Cowboys wide receiver Terrell Owens gets emotional during a postgame news conference after losing to the New York Giants 21-17 in an NFC divisional playoff football game, Sunday, Jan. 13, 2008, in Irving, Texas

TV Kids Fun Kit!!!

Mom, my favorite!

YOOOOUUU!!!

"Head" from KoRn finds Jesus, and gets interviewed by an idiot.

He also has written a book about his life.

Idiocracy? God help us all...

Athene: The Best Paladin in the World!

Ever wonder what would happen if you played too much World of War Craft?

"Maximize the measurement of your dick by New Year!"

Here are a few really funny pictures that have come with all the penis pill e-mails I get at work. I love the one with the mexican dude! I want a t-shirt with that guy on it!!!

Smurfs are Real!

Why this man turned blue

Andrew W.K. loves Korea

Conan playing Rock Band

Observe Conan playing Rock Band toward the end of the clip. Sings "Sabotage" as Edith Bunker.

Time Out For Science!

Hey, kids...

Radiohead video

Ferris Bueller - The TV Series

I must not have been paying attention when this happened, maybe I was watching Tracey Ullman at the time. Anyway the fact that this once existed is news to me. And yes, that is Jennifer Anniston as his sister.