"Would the Real Smosh, Please Stand Up."

He should sue.

Brokeback Joker!

The first full picture of the Heath Ledger as the Joker in next summer's "Dark Knight"...

Pu-Tang Clan

I was checking my old favorites links today, and came across the Pu-Tang Clan site, gave it a check, and now oddly enough it appears to have been overtaken by some sort of pornographic endeavor. It says they have 'Free Fuck Movies'.

I can't remember what Jon Dowis' rap pseudonym was, "Professor Murder"? No, that's from that Mr. Show episode with the East Coast / West Coast ventriloquists war...

"The West Coast is the better of the two coasts."

Also, wow GroupX.com is looking pretty slick and WASP-y. They must have given up on the Borat thing, gone for the Web 2.0 "we're going to do some fantastic I.T. work and not give you any hint at what this website is about" thing.

Another Arnold Japanese Beer Commercial

I could watch this all day!

Arnold Schwarzenegger Japanese Commercial

He has done a bunch of these but I think this is the most fucked up...

Japanese Hulk Hogan commercial

Flea Market Montgomery... never gets old

Pardon me those who've seen this already, but it makes me smile.

Round out the Nirvana trifecta

Live version of "Teen Spirit" on a TV show that had the band mime their performance behind live vocals. Watch how they protest this.

Cookie O'Puss

Willem Dafoe loves this bear. You should, too

Also, concerning Nirvana...

Rousing rendition by swingster Paul Anka.

Roosevelt (v.), ex., "to Roosevelt that ho"

From the source, I think?

Apparently "to Roosevelt" a ho is to have sex in a wheelchair. Presumably this extends to any other chair in the house.

Look mom, your favorite!

Look at Dave Grohl's face when Charles Barkley puts a hand on his shoulder.

I made this for you

Chuck Norris Approved

"Your baby-maker needs to be bigger in order to perform its functions well"

I get all these dick-pill e-mails at work since I've been put on the support e-mail list. The headline above is from the following e-mail...

"Do you believe in magic? We dare say you're likely to give a negative answer .We hadn't believed, either...until the moment MegaDick was invented!The effect this remedy produces on a human phallus cannot be called otherwise than a Miracle! Just imagine, that your love stick suddenly becomes longer and thicker and makes women tremble with desire!It's fabulous! So, don't hesitate, perform a miracle in your life with this wonder-medicine! French politicians distance themselves from Chiracdestabilise the region.Scientists at NASA say that new satellite images ofa.m. local time; the derailment led to the explosion of"

I don't really know what the thing about the French was about and NASA. I get like ten of these a day and it cracks my ass up!

S.O.A. Halloween 2k7

Infinite thanks to all who contributed to the cause for this thing to go down. It was a great success. There is money to be had by all who contributed. We collected nearly $1,000 in return monies. So please come and pick it up at your convenience.

Delicious!

SOA Halloween - Ryan's pics

All I can say is Ted Turner sure missed out...

Sonz of Acworth Halloween 2007 Pictures

From the Office of Mr. Ted Turner

This makes sending out all those invitations worth it. I just received an email from Ms Susan Tatum, executive assistant to Mr. Ted Turner:


ATTN: Christopher Jones

Director

Sonz of Acworth



Dear Mr. Jones:



We are in receipt of your letter to Mr. Ted Turner inviting him to your second annual Halloween soirée.



Unfortunately, Mr. Turner is not in the country. Therefore, he has asked me to respectfully decline on

his behalf.



Good luck on a successful soirée!



Sincerely,



Suzan Tatum

Executive Assistant to

Mr. Ted Turner, Chairman

Turner Enterprises,Inc.

133 Luckie St. NW

Atlanta, GA 30303


We can continue with the party now that we have Ted Turner's proxy blessing.

OW! MY BALLS!

Dog's comments match mullet

A&E cancelled his show today! What a jackass! Who records this kinda shit?

Crackhead sings in church