"Your baby-maker needs to be bigger in order to perform its functions well"

I get all these dick-pill e-mails at work since I've been put on the support e-mail list. The headline above is from the following e-mail...

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I don't really know what the thing about the French was about and NASA. I get like ten of these a day and it cracks my ass up!