Graham gets his hair cut

Merry Christmas!!!

Sorry its a day late, but Merry Christmas everyone!!!

Michael Jackson goes shopping for books

...Dressed as fucking Skeletor

Merry Christmas

A poem I wrote on something.jab.nu 5 years ago

Wolves rip at our sides with fangs of hate
Together we remain clinging to each other
Shreds of each others skin knotting together
O, yonder is the bitter reunion

In baths of mercury we will swim
Two rose petals of equal weight
Two stories of differing length
Merging into a singular hive mind

Our souls entwined we burn as one wick
In a massive emotional candlestick
Your icy lozenge becons me to lick
Hinkle your poems suck much dick

"SNIFF, SWIG, PUFF"--My Christmas Gift to You

You can thank me later.

Shades of "Penis Wated Beard", and "I See a Cunt"

New Sonz Album: Rhythms of the Dirty Down Under

The new Sonz of Acworth album has dropped, just in time for Christmas:

Get it here

Fuck the mystery

My graduation from Drug Court is Tuesday, January 29. I am trying to have my wisdom teeth cut out that weekend, and move back the next, February 9. If a space is open at the Sonz house, I am interested and would need to know deposits and rent. Who on God's earth would consider helping me move that weekend? Realistically, that would probably be a one-way plane ticket up and helping me drive a Ryder van down.

Jesus AND Batman!?!

Merry Christmas, y'all!

Crazy Guy on Barrett Parkway

Vance found this picture of the guy who yells at cars on the corner of Cobb Place Blvd & Barrett Parkway! I've seen this guy 2 or 3 times in the same place! Once he was getting arrested by the cops, we should get Justin to interview him sometime...

Kevin Smith protests 'Dogma'

James Lipton interviews Dave Chappelle

This pairing is wildly inappropriate. There are many more parts to this interview.

James Lipton does Kevin Federline

A Fat Guy's Reaction To The Leaked Dark Knight Trailer

MITCHELL!!!

Vampire public access talk show

I prefer to hope this was shown on the air someplace.

Dance Party

Hooray!

He is coming...

Tarrlytons says...

This is what I do

How wonderful, these kids