Friday, August 1, 2008

There's got to be a better way!

I'd love to go to that Evanescence concert with you, but I don't think I'll be able to make it. No, I've got to stay home and cut some pizza. What? There's a way I can get all my pizza cutting done and still have time for the concert? Tell me more!


The Pizza Pro - from SkyMall.

Every new utensil is another cry for help.

2 comments:

I'M HUGE!!! said...

Now I can cut out that new Family Circus and that recipe for apple brown Betty while slicing pizza! Now I have more time to surf for internet porn!

Nasty Rasputin said...

That's just fucking wonderful, but where is my battery-operated battery installer?