Thursday, August 30, 2007

Dragon*Con 07 Festivities



Dragon*Con is this weekend, and we'll probably shoot some footy once again. If you are in the Atlanta area and you have the means, make yourself be there. Here's hoping we aren't slapped to death by angry Battlestar Galactica fans who think we aren't "into anything". Come on, everybody is into something. Some people are just into boring shit like feet, but at least they're into something. Irish Mike happens to like "animals and stuff" I've heard. Certainly we can all agree that no matter who you are, you've got to be a Michael Vick fan. Why? Because he is a mogul. Plus, he found Jesus! Which is something you should obviously do as well if you're reading this website. I think he left some clues somewhere. He's definitely easier to find than Carmen Sandiego at any rate. Just where in the world is that bitch?

By the way, did you know that Mavis Beacon of the famous "Mavis Beacon Teaches Typing!" software was never even a real person? How in the world are you going to teach shit if you don't even exist? Like I said, go find Jesus, the world is insane.



Bullshit! Google it, it's a total sham.

7 comments:

Crowe said...

If I had gone as Col. Sanders and someone told me I wasn't even a fan of anything, I'd say I was a fan of bread crumbs and lynch rope.

Young Shaddabitsch said...

LOL to keysus. Lord Foo.. Do you think that I would be able to get past registration with a forged pass? Do you think they've beefed up security? This is the first year in 6 years that I will be in town for labor day and I want to go to D-con so badly but I am seriously not in the financial position to afford it.

Nasty Rasputin said...

Yes, it's entirely possible if you have a decent forgery to get into at least the common areas where you walk around, drink and watch all of the silly costumes. You can kind of go in with a crowd and usually scoot past security. As long as your pass looks "about" right. Their security is a joke.

Servo 2.0 said...

I hope that you childrens had lots of fun crushing souls at the con. I can't wait to view the footage.

Wish I could have been there, but I had to pet sit for Michael Vick and barely escaped with my life.

Crowe said...

Are you guys working "Vick" into every post to try to bomb the topic cloud? I think that's a great idea.

Nasty Rasputin said...

Mmm, not necessarily. He's just on my mind a lot lately.

funkypelican said...

mmmm....bread crumbs and lynch rope.