Joe Nasty come over to your house and unplug your air conditioner, leaving you very hot and agitated. While you bend over to plug your air conditioner back in, Joe Nasty beat you to death with the blunt force of a rough-hewn, heavy burlap sack of Michael Vick's mangled dog parts repeatedly swung about your head and neck.
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Joe Nasty twist counter-clockwise the head of an aged, pox-ravaged Nigerian woman whose teeth have all fallen out, such that it is beset from her spine. Joe Nasty shove said skull into the agape mouth of a feeding infant, mandible first, and twist it similarly, such that her teeth scrape away the fine outer shell of living skin from the infant's lips.
Joe Nasty then plow his elbow into the baby like two times.
Joe Nasty dislocate the baby's legs from its pelvis, and rotate them upwards to provide a decorative garnish to his decanter, into which he puts the baby on whose head he then puts the blooded skull.
Wait a minute, she cannot scrape away the skin if she has no teeth. Blast you, unkind Technicality!
Joe Nasty prepare a delicious pasta salad with fresh ground pepper and parmesan cheese. Joe Nasty serve the salad to you on a golden tray. As you eat the salad, Joe Nasty gaze at you lovingly. Joe Nasty then stop time, melt the golden tray down into molten gold, forge it into a serrated edged blade, restart time, and jab the golden toothy sword directly into the area between where your pelvis stops and your left thigh begins. Sawing madly, Joe Nasty cut off your left leg with the golden sword and bludgeon you to death over a period of four hours with your own flailing now-broken left foot.
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