Tuesday, August 5, 2008

Sprinkler energy harvesting conspiracy

Warning: take caution in watching this, man. This video may possibly BLOW YOUR FREAKING MINDHOLE!!!.



At last, someone has exposed the truth. We as a nation have got to ask ourselves what is going on. But first, as a nation, we would like to frolic in the spray a little bit and cool down a tad, because we as a nation are, frankly, getting sweaty and probably, yes, a little stinky. It's nearly 90 degrees outside and gawd is it humid.

My favorite line is probably this: "Not just around our sun and moon anymore... everywhere we look, the visible spectrum is RAINBOWS!". So, 20 years ago, before things got all crazy, you saw things as they should be: colors ringed the sun, moonbows circled the sky in the night, and the visible spectrum was made up of only black, fuchsia, and that orange that glows in blacklights. Let me tell you what the conspiracy you've been exposed to is called: sobriety. Now that the 70s brown acid has worn off, you'll start to notice that things don't behave like they used to. Welcome to the desert of the real, where rainbows appear commonly in refracting light from any source of water vapor and the visible spectrum runs from red to violet. Enjoy your stay. Plox to be adding moar vidz kthnx.

PS: Happy 200th Wig, 2008. Stay classy.

1 comment:

Advil said...

I can't wait for her next video when she rattles on about corrupting "our precious bodily fluids."