And, speaking of penises:
The Sun UK has found the holy grail of freakish birth defect stories: Baby born with two penises! And the extra one is on his back! Seriously! The story is pretty sparse (as Sun UK stories tend to be), but being the dogged penis-investigator that I am, I did a little, ahem, poking around. It turns out that the condition that caused this, fetus in fetu, means that what really happened was that he absorbed his proto-twin's fetus in the womb, enveloping and destroying his potential brother. Except his penis! That's how ugly the destroyed fetus was! (Possible rejection line this kid can use as an adult: "I wouldn't touch your penis even if you were being slowly absorbed into my ribcage in a parasitic relationship! So, no, I don't want your number. Huh? Oh, sure you can buy me a drink.")
You can follow the link for the uncensored pic, if your in to that sort of thing (and really, who isn't). The sad news is that they removed the extra penis, meaning that he probably won't be able to con his masseuse into giving him free face-down happy endings and making erotic slow-dancing a lot less graceful.
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