I'm almost certain that we ran into this local newsman the other night on our way to the Brick Store Pub in Decatur. We rounded a corner and there he was, carrying two sodas, with a Secret Service-style ear bud draped across his shoulder.
Upon looking for a picture of this NBC affiliate investigative reporter for the above artist's rendering, I came across a number of interesting facts about Mr. Meeks:
- Is originally from Lilburn, GA
- Earned a Bachelor's degree in journalism from the University of Missouri
- Loves exercise and outdoor sports
- Has both male and female reproductive organs. He keeps both in jars of formaldehyde on his mantle
- Is the only journalist to go back in time (together with "Time-Traveling Scott Joplin") to investigate the business practices of ancient Chinese merchant Wong Lang-Fong. Mr Lang-Fong was apparently the originator of the caustic acid-boiled cardboard filling in pork buns
- Is the proud owner of three Emmy statues
- Is currently working with Chris Hansen to arrange another timetrip to ancient Greece to expose Olympian boy-sex. Mr. Hansen states, "I'm proud to be working with Blair on this important issue, even though he has a girl's name. We're going to nail these assholes. Ironic pun not intended, of course."
2 comments:
Without a doubt, that's the guy.
Where is he again that the giraffe is just walking around?
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