I'm never usually one to click on banner ads, in fact I mentally block them out most of the time subconsciously. Something about this one, with it's challenging statement "This will freak you out!" (as if you know me!) and the question of what this could possibly be advertising called out to me and made me want to defy it. So, I clicked on through the banner, prepared for some kind of sick larvae-fetish website to splash all over my screen...
Where I actually ended up was this site:
Yes, the Swami Knows!
Any swami that begins by asking what my gender is already is a very poor swami in my book because, well, shouldn't a fucking swami know the answer already? He's also asking for "UR" gender, like he's some kind of dumbass trying to text message me my fortune.
From my few minutes checking out the Swami's site, I fail to understand the connection between the larvae, juices and filth that promise to freak me out in the banner and the idiotic no-talent assclown "Swami" who allegedly "knows" something... nothing really freaked me out, but I do have to commend it as an example of genius marketing.
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In the Delaware Valley, it's bad enough that people say "yous" for 2nd-person plural; but in dumbass middle-school text shorthand, they type "use" ... either that or they just can't spell.
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