BIG Chicken Rampage Leaves 37 dead.

A lot of us are guilty of giving directions to people based on the historical landmark the BIG Chicken. Now, anyone giving directions with the BIG Chicken as a starting point are going to confuse and mis-direct travelers. Why, you ask? Because the Chicken is mobile. Not only mobile, but he is on a killing spree that makes Godzilla look like that gecko from the Geico insurance commercials.
3 nights ago the seemingly peaceful landmark uprooted itself and turned on the citizens of Marietta. "One Minute i was enjoying a bucket of original recipe and the next thing i know that damn big chicken got up and walked off" Patricia Bennett a local dancer from Boomers was quoted as saying.
"If i thought for one second that there was a chance that the Big chicken was even alive i would have gone to Popeye's!" Furry enthusiast Mat Hinkle remarked.
After lumbering across the street the robot chicken monstrosity set it's sights on the local Burger King. Luckily the king himself was at another location, but 12 patrons including slave owner John Dowis were incinerated by what was described as hellfire coming from the beak of the monster. After the brutal attack the chicken seemed satisfied with his work and moved on.
Moments before sucumbing to the injuries sustained during the chicken's attack Mr. Dowis blurted out a few last words."Someone has to kill that big chicken if he's going to go around burning everyone." Chilling words to be sure.
Atlanta area police had trouble finding a suitable weapon to combat this horror. So far small arms fire is completly ineffective. The only effective means of slowing it down happened when a man left his plate of Biscuits and Mashed potatoes on a bench while fleeing the rampaging monster. The Big Chicken seemed to calm down and sit directly beside the food on the plate. This stalled out the robotic giant for a while until a homeless man scarfed up the food that was there. "I was hungry" Chris Jones was quoted as saying. The Big Chicken then proceeded to continue his murderous rampage for several hours until finally disappearing into the night.
Several theories have surfaced as to the origin of this supernatural occurrence ranging from the goofy to the ridiculous. Kennesaw weapons specialist Tyler Lingwall is convinced that the robot chicken is a Decepticon. Several have presented the argument that this is false due to the fact that Decepticons only exist in Transformers movies, cartoons and the fantasies of young men.
Others have speculated that the devil himself is responsible. Although likely, it is not a certainty.
For now the Monster is loose and probably planning it's next attack on the city. If anyone sees the mechanical beast they are urged to contact local law enforcement by way of e-mail. Phone contact is prohibited due to the amount of officers currently deployed in Cobb county to enforce speeding violations.