Someone hit a bear on I75 this morning, causing a traffic crisis the likes of which haven't been seen on that particular interstate since... any other fucking morning.
Here's the news with the facts. I heard a comment on the radio this morning that there was actually a fist fight over the carcass of the bear that caused further delays. I guess someone wanted to claim it. Thank God for Southerners.
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"Who's driving car? Bear driving car!" I heard that shit on 99x this morning. I wonder if that fight was for real?
I really truly want to believe that it was.
"That's my bear, I wanna mount it in my family room!"
"Fuck you, that's my bear, I want to make it into a recliner"
"Hey fuck both of you, it's my bear I'ma make me a bear fur trenchcoat so I can be like Neo in the Matrix, but as a bear!!!"
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